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March 13th, 2005 - Commentary #2

Hey people, i know i just did a commentary Sunday, but im doing one to review Raw. I decided that ill review Raw every week (If i get a chance) and i will review the ppv's every month. So today's topic is Raw, The Releases, The Divas, and some other WWE Topic's. Before i start this column/commentary, i realized in my last column i used words like Heel and Face, and some people dont no want the mean. Face is the good guy, Example is Chris Benoit. Heel is the bad guy, Example is Triple H. So if i say Heel and Face, you no what they mean.

First ill talk about the releases and the Women. This week (so far, you never no how many more there will be this week, knowing WWE, lol.) there have been 6 releases. Matt Hardy, Rhyno, Paul Bearer were the recent ones. Now WWE have released Jesus, Molly Holly And Some OVW Guy. The OVW guy isnt important, and i have no idea who he is, so ill go onto Molly Holly. Good news is they left on good terms. Molly Holly was the one who wanted to be released. She didn't like her Role in WWE for quite some time, so she asked to leave. I think the womens division is entertaining, but now they barely have any women. Sometime last year, like 12 people were released. There were 3 Talented/Semi-Talented women in that list. Im gonna name all the women they had last year. Im not counting Smackdown.

1. Trish
2. Lita [Injured]
3. Stacy [Pointless as a Wrestler]
4. Gail Kim [Released
5. Jazz [Released]
6. Molly [Released]
7. Victoria
8. Nidia [Released]

So on That List all the have is Trish, Victoria, And you cant count Lita cause shes injured and Stacy cause she barely gets in the ring for a match, she just shoots T-Shirts and is in the Diva contests. Now to that list you can add Christy, who is pretty good. So right now, if they wanted to make a womens match, the most they can put in it is 3 people. Thats Sad.

Okay Now im gonna Review Raw.

Chris Jericho/Shelton Benjamin:
Wow, this seems like there gonna really build up this fued! It was so funny when they were going back and fourth. But for some reason, i think jericho is gonna turn heel for a couple reasons. One is if he loses to Shelton, He will get frustrated abd turn heel cause he wont have the Intercontinental Championship. Another thing is Jericho is growing his Go-Tee, which usually means hes turning heel. We will just have to wait and see. Im also impressed with the Hightlight Reel lately, its been so good for the last couple weeks.

Lita/Kane:
OMG, THAT KISS WAS SO DISGUSTING, I WANTED TO FREAKING THROUGH UP. The Kane chasing Trish part was funny, but this whole Kane/Lita/Trish thing is confusing. First Lita Hates Kane. Then She starts to like him. Now She LOVES him!!!!!!!!!!!! My god. Click on this link ( http://lita.ytmnd.com ) for something funny. If you read my column last time u probably saw it. Im trying to pass on this link to people cause i think its funny lol. Anyway, i think this Lita/Kane thing is going no where.... We'll just have to wait and see. Oh Yeah, and Lita really is a walking kiss of death. Just Listen to this. When she came to WWE, She managed Essa Rios. What Happend To Him? He Got Released. What About Matt And Jeff? Released. If Kane and Edge get released next, i will crack up! Also, April is Bad luck for the Hardyz. Both of them were released in April. Jeff in 2003, Matt in 2005.

Shawn Michaels/Hulk Hogan:
I just have 1 thing to say. HBK JOBBED! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! He jobbed to Davari, which made me so happy. Wait, i have another thing to say. HBK IS A PPV JOBBER! lol, he hasn't won a ppv match since Unforgiven.. Lmao. Anyway, When Michaels started talking about a partner, i thought it would be Marty Janetty, But then i realized its Hogan when he said the thing about The Hall Of Fame Ceremony. I think i know where The Michaels/Hogan vs Davari/Muhammed thing is going. Marty Janetty is gonna be mad that HBK didn't pick him as his partner, and then they are gonna start a fued. I think this will happen because i read i think in March that WWE signed Marty Janetty to a WWE Contract.

I Dont feel like talking about The Triple H/Batista/Jim Ross/Rosey/Hurricane thing, cause it was boring to me, so ill skip that.

I Dont feel like talking about Chris Masters Either. Ill just say that i tihnk his partner will be Benoit saying how he has the Crossface and crap like that.

Wow another Diva Search. Lets wait and see if we can find the next Christy Hemme. I Dont Understand why WWE is Hiring all the Candy Eye Girls and Firing All the Talented Divas Of Wrestling.

I'm so happy Christian won for once! It was great to see him win. I hope WWE Pushes him and gives him more wins.

Oh i forgot to mention in my last commentary, if u didnt hear, Shannon "The Prince Of Punk" Moore (lol, Prince of Punk) got in a Car Accident involving a Drunk Driver. I read he is gonna be Okay, and will return soon. An Interesting Note is that He was Was Driving Behind Matt Hardy, (His Friend from a while back, they both live in North Carolina) And Decided to Go ahead of him, and the scary part it that if He didnt decide to Pass Matt Hardy, Matt Would have probably have been killed for he was driving a Corvette, and Moore was driving a Hummer.

Also, Heat And Velocity Might Be Cancelled In the Fall, for The WWE Is leaving Spike TV and moving to USA. I feel bad for the Cruiserweight's cause Velocity was basically there Show.

On My Commentary Last Week, There was a Question. The Question was Who came out with Jimmy Hart at Wrestlemania 21 when all of the Hall Of Famers Came Out. The Correct Answer was Joy Giovanni, The Diva who I voted for in the Diva Search.

Cya Guys Next Week Probably,
Stay Cool.
Peace,
100%_Jerichoholic