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Commentary #9 - 07-21-05

Hey all you Jerichoholics out there, and currently all the Cena lovers now roaming the Jericho tag boards..... Raw was great, so I can officially kill my brother for making my parents get ECW: One Night Stand instead of tickets to Raw in Philly. Im ready to talk, so I hope your ready to read.. Here it goes..

This week on Raw, Chris Jericho Hand Picked superstars to be in the lumberjack match featuring John Cena and Gene Snitsky. Jericho did such a great job acting like "How did he kick out!" everytime Snitsky got a near fall on Cena. I was so glad that this match main evented the night instead of being overshadowed by Hogan/HBK or Hardy/Edge. The Battle of the Bands is this Monday where its pretty obvious that Cena will win if the crowd decides... Unless we get lucky and every single person in the crowd is a Jerichoholic lol. Or if Bischoff is judge or if he makes someone that is a heel the judge. We here at Jericho Page all Know that in real life, Jericho and Fozzy would Kick Cena's Ass.

I came up with this theory a while ago, and just never mentioned it. With Jericho's contract running out soon, and the rumours of him not going to sign it, maybe thats party of the reason why Jericho is in the Main Event Scene. lol, It would be funny if Jericho faked all the rumours and the whole thing was a work about him not signing his contract just so WWE can put him in the Main Event Scene, or to win the WWE title. If Jericho wins the WWE Belt, As much as it would look cool, I hope Jericho doesnt make like a Rock Star Title Belt. I want the real title belt, as it looks more credible. I hope they bring back the WWE Belt from the Attitude Era, That belt was gold! I said this before, and ill say it again, I Hope every single person in the WWE Creative Team gets hit in the head with a baseball and bat so they can realize that Sloppy John Cena is a crap champ and Jericho deserves the belt more the Cena. If not, one day they might face the consequences of Jericho not signing his contract, and if so, they will lose BIG Talent.

I was looking back at some tapes I had with the man Y2J Chris Jericho himself, and i realized that WWE needs to let Jericho have more Mic Time. I miss all the Nicknames and lines such as Livin' Legend, King Of Bling Bling, Raw is Jericho, NEVERRRRRR... EVERRRRRRRR! and etc. He was so much better then when he got to talk and be so funny even if it was Backstage, Interviews, Promos, or even the Highlight Reel which is currently being overshadowed by Carlito's Cabana. Chris Jericho needs that mic infront of his mouth. I know i speak for most of you reading this, that Chris Jericho was much better when He was dissin' Stephanie McMahon and Trish Stratus, calling them a F.D.D.B.B.F.T.B.H. (Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Bottom Feeding Trash Bag Hoe.) Ever since he turned heel with his Hollywood Gimmick, Not that i have anything against that gimmick as its gold, but Hes been a little less funny. Hopefully if he wins the WWE title belt he'll go back to all that stuff like "THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I AM I LIVING LEGEND. I CAN BEAT TO LEGENDS IN THE SAME NIGHT TO BECOME THE FIRST EVER UNDISPUTED CHAMPION" and all the stuff.

I was thinking about how Jericho used have all different kinds of finishers, and now everyone kicks of out them. Lionsault was one, and now everyone kicks out of it, and also the running enziguri which only lasted a few months. I i tihnk he always used to use the Breadown and the Flashback which are now his regular moves. Now that Jericho is heel, i dont expect him to win every match by the Walls Of Jericho. Besides cheating, why not use the Lionsault as a finisher again, not just a signiture move. Its a great move done for a finisher, especially done by the Charasmatic Y2J Chris Jericho. I would love to see him bring back the Liontamer, but it probably wont happen because he works with bigger guys now. Even the Walls Of Jericho he used in 2001/2002. That one was better then the Boston Crab. If Jericho is going to be back in the main event scene, hes gonna need to need some changes in his moveset because just the silly Boston Crab wont due for the Livin' legend.

Well, thats it for now, Keep Jericho in your prayers hoping he resigns and wins the WWE title. If You Have Any Questions and Or Comments you may email me at lionsaultinglegend@hotmail.com

Thanks For Reading,
Your #1 Jerichoholic,
Matty.