Rock 'n' Rolla!

By Wolf

Sorry it is not to date, so that’s why it say’s WWF instead of WWE

Set just before WWF Backlash

  • * Pedigree! * 1-2-3, ‘Ding-ding-ding!’
  • “Now this is not right…right…right! Jericho has just been screwed…screwed…SCREWED!”
    It was 4:19 and Jericho woke, he just could not stop thinking how he was screwed out of that IC title, but instead of being angry he had a great smile on his face. For he had a WWF title shot today against Stone Cold Steve Austin, and he was looking forward to getting his hands on that title since Triple H screwed him out of it last year.
    He got up and got dressed and went to roam the streets of New Orleans, but as he did there was a massive cry for help. ’ What the..! ’Chris ran over to the back of an ally way beside his rented apartment and there was a young women down on the cold floor with a mugger above her. The women looked about 23 years old. The mugger above her had a fist full of blood in one hand and in the other a massive bag of cash and jewellery, and the women looked pretty beat.
    “Stop that right now you f*cking ass-clown!” The guy then dropped the bag and legged it because he knew whom he would have to deal with Y2J. Chris was able to hit a punch before he got away, then he turned to the beaten women. She staggered back “Don’t come near me.” She was crawling back. “Don’t you even think about, just don’t touch me…leave me alone!” But all Jericho wanted to help her. “I’m not gonna..” went Chris, but before he could finish the women slapped him and ran off with her money falling behind her. “Some person she was.” Chris kept on walking the streets and went into a shop to check out the magazines but none of them were good so he went back to his apartment. He went to play his PS2 for a while, he was himself on WWF SmackDown! 3 and he kicked ASS, but mainly think up of new ways, tactics and strategies to beat Stone Cold that night, 1-2-3.
    Later he got a phone call from Vince McMahon to get a move on down to the New Orleans arena. He packed his gear and had a sandwich then left for the arena, but on the way there his limo kept on being stop by massive fans asking for autographs, but the limo was able to get through. After a short journey from one side of the town to the other he parked his vehicle and went into the New Orleans arena.
    ((Raw is War))
    Jericho had a good talk with Mark Calloway (Undertaker), agreeing that it would be one hard match to win and wished him good luck with his match tonight against Triple H. Chris got into his locker room and prepared for his match.
    The 1st match to kick off Raw is War with the APA taking on E + C, Tag Team titles on the line. Winners: Edge and Christian.
    The 2nd was one not to forget, Hardcore Champion Rhyno going up against Kane, a rematch from last SmackDown!
    Winner: Rhyno (Raven came in to interfere, but Rhyno gored Raven and pinned him)
    (Interview with Jericho)
    ((Coach)) Now how great is this, me standing next to Chris Jericho, who tonight could become the next WWF Champion. Chris, now can you just tell us and the people at home, what are you going to do about tonight? Do you have any plans? What is going through your mind, right as you stand here?
    ((Jericho)) Well you know Coach, the only thing that I’m thinking about, is kicking Stone Cold’s ass! As for plans, I have non, I’m just gonna go out there tonight and do the best I can.
    ((Coach)) Yes but you do understand that Austin may get Triple H involved to?
    ((Jericho)) Oh I understand all right, enough to know that if Triple H interferes he just will not know what hit him.
    ((Coach)) I see, but don’t you think Triple H and Austin together is a massive threat to you?
    ((Jericho)) Would you please shut the hell up! -Pause- Not at all, I mean why should I? They have to go up against ‘The ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla’ Chris Jericho on his show ‘Raw is Jericho’ and with all my Jerichoholic’s behind me drinking some Jerichohol, chanting 3 single letter’s ‘Y-2-J’. So tonight, once I am done with Austin and maybe Triple H, they will never…eevvveeeerr be the same Again!’
    Jericho then stormed out of the his dressing room
    Now the 3rd match was a great one, The Rock beating all odds against Test, Billy Gunn, Eddie Guerrero as Eddie and Test got into a brawl outside leaving The Rock to score the Rock Bottom on the One.
    Winner: The Rock
    At this time the fans were loving it, as the 1st out of 3 breaks came they all came backstage to get something to eat but Stone Cold never came, and this made Jericho mad!
    Back when the show started it kicked off with Dean Malenko deafened his Light-Heavyweight title against Matt Hardy, but Dean-O-Machine-O won by Perry Saturn’s late interference.
    Winner: Dean Malenko
    So now it came to match no. 5 and boy was it good! It was an old rivalry with Triple H squaring off against The Undertaker.
    Winner: Draw, both Triple H and Undertaker got DQ’Ed by hitting each other with a Steal Chair and SledgeHammer
    The 2nd part was now over a Chris Jericho could not eat, drink or do anything but punch and kick the air, he was so badly ready for this match and could not wait!
    Later Jericho got called to go to the ring for the main event, by non-other than Michael Cole. 6 5 4 3 2 1 0, the lights went down and then fireworks went zooming up and Y2J’s music played and out came Jericho! He walked down the ramp and went into the ring. Then Stone Cold came out with his gay music and everyone booed him as he held the title high. Down the ramp and into the ring, but then Chris didn’t wait for the bell and hit a big drop kick to Austin’s back, and then stared to punch him. But Teddy Long broke it up, the bell rang and the match started.
    ((J.R.)) Now I think that this will be a match to put the women and children to bed on, since it will be a brilliant match up but also a gruelling one.
    ((Heyman)) Oh boy, I can’t wait to see Jericho face crushed right into the mat! HAHAHA
    ((J.R.)) That should not happen tonight, only if Jericho can use is agility.
    There was a big grapple and Chris got the upper hand and through him against the ropes. Austin went for a big clothes- line, but Chris ducked and kicked him in the groin. Then Jericho ran against the ropes and smacked him down. Steve got up and they exchanged punches until Chris went onto the ropes and Austin through him in to the corner, but Chris revered it into a catapult and Steve’s face smacked into the top turnbuckle. Chris ran against the ropes and nailed a swinging neck-breaker. Chris got back up so did Austin (struggling). Jericho ran against the ropes and was able to knock Steve down with a shoulder block, he ran again but Austin got him in a loaves press. Austin’s hands pounded across Jericho’s face, he let go and put his middle finger up at the crowd. Steve pulled Jericho up by the hair and signalled for a stunner! Just then Chris pushed Austin against the ropes, he turned around and then Jericho gave him a hard kick then followed up with a dramatic bulldog. Straight after that the crowd went wild as he hit his famous Lionsault, he then went for the cover…
    1-2-…
    Stone Cold just got his shoulder up before Teddy Long could get the 3 count. “Damn it!” shouted Jericho, so the whole audience could hear him. As Austin got pulled up he had a smirk on his face, he flung Jericho’s arms off him and started giving him some hard right hands. Jericho went to the ropes and as he turned around he got nailed with the STUNNER!
    ((J.R.)) Oh my god! It must be all over now, poor Jericho. Austin is manhandling him!
    ((Heyman)) Shut up you fat pig, he had it coming, you only feel sorry for him since he lost the Intercontinental Championship, but that title belongs to the great William Regal!
    ((J.R.)) Can it you moron!
    Jericho flew right across the ring and right on to the mat, Stone Cold then just lay flat over Y2J knowing that he had won. Just then his smirk came across his face, Teddy Long then slammed his hand down on the mat, 1-2….
    * YAHHHHHHHH! * The crowd went wild as Chris Jericho raised his arm off the canvas! Austin couldn’t believe it! He just got down on his knees bagging the floor then, he got up shaking his head in anger ready to hit another deadly Stone Cold Stunner.
    ((Heyman)) What that was right, it was a 3 you jerk a damn 3! Austin should be the winner!
    ((J.R.)) You can bet your sorry ass, it wasn’t! Jericho is still in this thing!
    Jericho got up turned around and suddenly caught the boot, he turned Austin around and in desperate need to turn the tables in this match, he hit a ‘Break Down’! They crowd screamed as Jericho hit it, but instead of going for the cover, Jericho climbed up on the top rope. Just as Stone Cold got up Y2J went for a moonsualt, and hit it! They both came crashing down, and they could not get up.
    ((Heyman)) What in hell?! How was he able to hit that?!
    ((J.R.)) I don’t know he just did it, what a great athlete this Jericho is!
    The referee started to count to 10 but only got up to about 6 to 7 before Triple H ran down to ringside and distracted the referee, Austin then had enough time to get up and nail another Stunner. Jericho seemed to be out cold, but he wouldn’t give him. Triple H suddenly got down from the apron when Stone Cold went for the cover, the referee only then just noticed but it was to, late his hand only smacked the canvas twice. With Jericho lying on the ground and Austin just getting up Triple H then went under the ring to pull out a SledgeHammer. Stone Cold was furies now as he got up swearing at the crowd and even knocking out the referee! The Game got back into the ring with his favourite weapon, and Austin 3:16 held up Jericho.
    ((J.R.)) Now come on this is not right, Jericho is not gonna survive at this rate!
    ((Heyman)) YES! YES! This is it, the end of Y2J, Austin will be vitreous once again!
    ((J.R.)) Yes but only by unfair play with Teddy Long lying on the floor.
    ((Heyman)) Well who cares? Its gonna be over with Jericho on the losing side! HAHA!
    Quickly, with good thinking Jericho ducked as the SledgeHammer went crashing onto Stone Colds Face! The crowd roars with happiness as Jericho hits a bulldog on HHH and then clothesline’s him over the top rope. Chris goes to hit a Lionsualt and connects it right on Austin’s body! Jericho now goes for the cover as the Referee gets up. 1-2…Kick Out! The fans go crazy! He picks up Stone Cold and grabs his legs, smacks hid back down and hits the Walls of Jericho! Austin is screaming in pain and he tries to make it to the ropes, he gets there but as he reaches out Y2J brings him back into the ring, 20 more seconds went on before Stone Cold Steve Austin could take no more and tap out!
    The Referee signalled for the Bell ‘Ding-ding-ding!’
    ((Howard)) And the winner of your match and New World Wrestling Federation Champion, Chris Jericho!
    ((J.R.)) By God he did it! Jericho pulled it off and lived to his word! He is the new WWF Champion!
    ((Heyman)) How the hell did he do that?! That’s not right!
    ((J.R.)) Hell no! It was Two against One, with Jericho coming out on top! bell ‘Ding-ding-ding!’
    Jericho’s Music Hits as he grabs the Championship, holds it up and puts it around his waist, feeling good about himself. He slowly walks up the ramp with the fans behind him, chanting ‘Y2J’ ‘Y2J’ over and over again, Jericho gets to the top of the ramp, turns around and raises his Championship as the fans applaud! Chris goes Backstage as many Wrestlers such as Edge, Mick Foley, Christian, Kurt Angle and Bob Holly give Jericho a well done, while touching the WWF Championship themselves! Back in the Ring Austin gets up and looks around the crowd and goes mental! He grabs the Referee and throws him back into the Ring, Teddy Long slowly gets up to end up being hit by the Stone Cold Stunner! Austin then gets some beers, drinks some, pours some over Teddy Long and even just throwing the cans everywhere! Raw goes off air, the fans start to leave as Austin also does. Jericho packs his stuff and heads out of the arena before anything bad happens. He drives to his hotel and packs his stuff there as well, since he just decided that he would go back home to his Mom and Dad for the weekend.
    As he leaves the hotel, many fans come up to the New Champion as get his Autograph. He gets into a Limo and gets driven off to the Airport. It didn’t take long before Fans spotted Jericho and were asking for Photos and Autographs, some even challenged him for his New Championship! Soon after that he was a Plane heading towards good old’ Winnipeg. He only got a few ‘Hello’s’ on the Plane but it didn’t bother him, Chris just wanted to get some rest. Much later he woke up and it was around the time the Plane was landing which was good for him, so he got his things together and got ready to get off the Plane.
    Not long after he was in a Rental Car and driving off to his Parent’s Place, it wasn’t long to get there. Once he got there he made a few Phone calls to some Friends, telling them that he was back in town but also he was going to have a big party. Like the same he had a chat with his Dad and Mom, before he was off to the Shops to get all the essentials he needed and of course Fans were there, like they are everywhere else Chris Jericho goes. After coming back, everything was put up and sat down to Read and Rest.
    ‘Ding - Dong - Dong’ The Bell went and Chris started the Music going and the Beer flowing, he opened the door and in piled tons of People, all different in every way. Like every party, there were Drunks and Fights going on, so Jericho got involved, and cleaned out the Trash! After several Hours of this a Smoking, Kissing and God Knows, Chris wrapped everything up and headed off to Bed.

    ‘Ring! Ring!’ ‘Ring! Ring!’ Chris’ phone rang as it woke him up. He picked up the phone to find out it was Gerry Brisco on the phone telling him about the next Pay-Per-View Main Event. It would be for his World Wrestling Federation Championship, Chris Jericho V. Stone Cold Steve Austin! But then it would end up being no ordinary Match, it would have to be in a Steel Cage. When Chris heard this is was excited but also a bit worried for he knew the Dangers he could face, but as he said down the phone. ‘Yeah, I’ll do it, to entertain the Fans and give them what they want…

    ‘Bold words from such a Brave Man, as the only thing left to say was the End on this Tale. Possibly to horrific to describe in such detail want went on in that Squared Circle at Judgement Day. The Wrestling Ring became more than just a Ring, it was now filled with emotions of both Men doing what they could the Best. Blood was everywhere, put even into their Souls. Sweet dripped down the blooded mess of a Man’s face as Chris Jericho’s Dreams were crushed inside a Steel Cage.